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Guerilla Law – complaints about policeGuerilla Law – complaints about police

11 Sep 2011 | Published in Archive of Everything, Audio, Blog, News, Radio Atticus

I set up my ‘free legal advice’ stall in Glebe. Two young men sat down and said they were sick of being hassled by the police. I told them that the best thing to do would be to avoid the police in question. I also told them how to make a complaint about the police.
I recorded the conversation and it was broadcast on 2SER’s law show ‘Radio Atticus’. You can listen below:

See Radio Atticus at 2SER for the full show.



Guerilla Law – how to get a divorceGuerilla Law – how to get a divorce

28 Jul 2011 | Published in Archive of Everything, Audio, Blog, News, Radio Atticus

I set up my ‘free legal advice’ stall at the Kiama Seaside Markets. A guy called Carl sat down and told me he had been separated from his wife for years and wanted to know how to get a divorce. (Between you and me, I think Carl might have had a new romance developing and wanted a clean slate.) He said he didn’t know where to begin.
I told Carl to visit the Family Court and fill in the forms. If you don’t have any children under the age of 18, you don’t even have [...]



Radio Atticus – seventh brush with the lawRadio Atticus – seventh brush with the law

3 Mar 2011 | Published in Audio, Blog, News, Radio Atticus

The seventh installment of my segment ‘Brush with the Law’ on Radio Atticus – 2SER’s show on law and social justice (also broadcast on the Community Radio Network).
I set up a market stall and offer people free legal advice. This was recorded at Kiama Seaside Markets. Maggie wanted to know what to do about an electricity company that damaged her household appliances.
See Radio Atticus at 2SER for the full show.



Radio Atticus – Erin Brockovich interviewRadio Atticus – Erin Brockovich interview

1 Feb 2011 | Published in Audio, Blog, Featured, News, Radio Atticus

Much to my surprise, I was invited to ‘An Afternoon with Erin Brockovich’ for the launch of the new Sydney office of Shine lawyers. I was one of many lawyers there who wondered why they had been invited, but decided to attend. I took the opportunity to interview Erin Brockovich for Radio Atticus.
See Radio Atticus for the full show.



Radio Atticus – sixth brush with the lawRadio Atticus – sixth brush with the law

18 Nov 2010 | Published in Audio, Radio Atticus

The sixth installment of my segment ‘Brush with the Law’ on Radio Atticus – 2SER’s show on law and social justice (also broadcast on the Community Radio Network).
I set up a market stall and offer people free legal advice. This was recorded at undisclosed Markets.
Ruby sat down and said she has information that would help prove the someone who has been in prison for 14 years is innocent.
See Radio Atticus at 2SER for the full show.



Radio Atticus – fifth brush with the lawRadio Atticus – fifth brush with the law

11 Nov 2010 | Published in Audio, News, Radio Atticus

The fifth installment of my segment ‘Brush with the Law’ on Radio Atticus – 2SER’s show on law and social justice (also broadcast on the Community Radio Network).
I set up a market stall and offer people free legal advice. This was recorded at Kingscliff Markets. Tom was concerned about his neighbour’s dead tree.
See Radio Atticus at 2SER for the full show.



Radio Atticus – fourth brush with the lawRadio Atticus – fourth brush with the law

21 Oct 2010 | Published in Audio, Radio Atticus

The fourth installment of my segment ‘Brush with the Law’ on Radio Atticus – 2SER’s show on law and social justice (also broadcast on the Community Radio Network).
I set up a market stall and offer people free legal advice. This was recorded at Kingscliff Markets. Cheryl wanted to discuss her son’s problems with occupational health and safety while working as a truck driver.
See Radio Atticus at 2SER for the full show.



Radio Atticus – third brush with the lawRadio Atticus – third brush with the law

7 Oct 2010 | Published in Audio, Blog, News, Radio Atticus

The third installment of my segment ‘Brush with the Law’ on Radio Atticus – 2SER’s show on law and social justice (also broadcast on the Community Radio Network).
I set up a market stall and offer people free legal advice. This was recorded at Kingscliff Markets. Pat wanted some advice about her contract for installation of solar panels.
See Radio Atticus at 2SER for the full show.



Radio Atticus – second brush with the lawRadio Atticus – second brush with the law

23 Sep 2010 | Published in Audio, Blog, News, Radio Atticus

The second installment of my segment ‘Brush with the Law’ on Radio Atticus – 2SER’s show on law and social justice (also broadcast on the Community Radio Network).
I set up a market stall and offer people free legal advice. This was recorded at Glebe Markets. Jerry wanted some advice about negotiating an easement to clear his neighbour’s land for bush fire protection so he could obtain a development approval to build a new house.
See Radio Atticus at 2SER for the full show.



Radio Atticus – first brush with the lawRadio Atticus – first brush with the law

20 Sep 2010 | Published in Audio, News, Radio Atticus

The first installment of my new segment ‘Brush with the Law’ on Radio Atticus – 2SER’s show on law and social justice (also broadcast on the Community Radio Network).
I set up a market stall and offer people free legal advice. This was recorded at Glebe Markets. Brad sat down to ask about a potential criminal charge of common assault.
See Radio Atticus at 2SER for the full show.



Engineers v Lawyers – debateEngineers v Lawyers – debate

26 Aug 2010 | Published in Audio, Debates, News

I spoke as second speaker for the lawyers in the inaugural NSW Young Engineers v NSW Young Lawyers debate. The topic was (or at least should be interpreted as): ‘That Engineers make better politicians than lawyers’.
As I seem to know many more engineers than I had ever previously realised, and as they all seem to be very interested in the outcome of this debate, I thought I would post the lot.
With engineers outnumbering lawyers by about 10 to 1 in the crowd, the event emphasised the importance of having a sympathetic audience. It can be difficult attacking engineers [...]



Young Lawyers DebateYoung Lawyers Debate

29 Jun 2009 | Published in Audio, Debates

I was the third speaker for the Solicitors team in this debate between Young Barristers and Young Solicitors. The topic was: ‘Litigation needs more Denny Cranes and less Shirley Schmindts’.



Tinged with GiltTinged with Gilt

10 Mar 2008 | Published in Audio, Fringe Shows, News

The complete audio from my show at the Adelaide Fringe festival in 2008: ‘Tinged with Gilt’
About 1 hour.



Dave & Bec’s WeddingDave & Bec’s Wedding

2 Jan 2007 | Published in Audio

My best man’s speech at my brother’s wedding.



2006: A World Cup Odyssey – Thank Yous2006: A World Cup Odyssey – Thank Yous

1 Jul 2006 | Published in 2006: A World Cup Odyssey, Audio

Thank yous live from the field.



2006: A World Cup Odyssey – The Final: Brazil v France2006: A World Cup Odyssey – The Final: Brazil v France

1 Jul 2006 | Published in 2006: A World Cup Odyssey, Audio

My reading of The Final: Brazil v France live from the field.



2006: A World Cup Odyssey – Argentina v Germany2006: A World Cup Odyssey – Argentina v Germany

30 Jun 2006 | Published in 2006: A World Cup Odyssey, Audio

My reading of Argentina v Germany from live in the field.



2006: A World Cup Odyssey – Brazil v Ghana2006: A World Cup Odyssey – Brazil v Ghana

27 Jun 2006 | Published in 2006: A World Cup Odyssey, Audio

My reading of Brazil v Ghana from live in the field.



2006: A World Cup Odyssey – Argentina v Mexico2006: A World Cup Odyssey – Argentina v Mexico

25 Jun 2006 | Published in 2006: A World Cup Odyssey, Audio

My reading of Argentina v Mexico from live in the field.



2006: A World Cup Odyssey – Brazil v Japan2006: A World Cup Odyssey – Brazil v Japan

23 Jun 2006 | Published in 2006: A World Cup Odyssey, Audio

My reading of Brazil v Japan live from the field.



2006: A World Cup Odyssey – Argentina v The Netherlands2006: A World Cup Odyssey – Argentina v The Netherlands

21 Jun 2006 | Published in 2006: A World Cup Odyssey, Audio

My reading of Argentina v The Netherlands from live in the field.



2006: A World Cup Odyssey – Paraguay v Trinidad & Tobago2006: A World Cup Odyssey – Paraguay v Trinidad & Tobago

20 Jun 2006 | Published in 2006: A World Cup Odyssey, Audio

My reading of Paraguay v Trinidad & Tobago from a little town near Itaipu from live in the field.



2002: A World Cup Odyssey – Brazil v Australia2002: A World Cup Odyssey – Brazil v Australia

18 Jun 2006 | Published in 2006: A World Cup Odyssey, Audio

My reading of Brazil v Australia from live in the field.



2006: A World Cup Odyssey – Argentina v Serbia & Montenegro2006: A World Cup Odyssey – Argentina v Serbia & Montenegro

16 Jun 2006 | Published in 2006: A World Cup Odyssey, Audio

My reading of Argentina v Serbia & Montenegro from Puerto Igacu from live in the field.



2006: A World Cup Odyssey – Paraguay v Sweden2006: A World Cup Odyssey – Paraguay v Sweden

15 Jun 2006 | Published in 2006: A World Cup Odyssey, Audio

My reading of Paraguay v Sweden from Ciudad el Este from live in the field.



2006: A World Cup Odyssey – Brazil v Croatia2006: A World Cup Odyssey – Brazil v Croatia

13 Jun 2006 | Published in 2006: A World Cup Odyssey, Audio

My reading of Brazil v Croatia from Sao Paulo from live in the field.



2006: A World Cup Odyssey – Argentina v Ivory Coast2006: A World Cup Odyssey – Argentina v Ivory Coast

10 Jun 2006 | Published in 2006: A World Cup Odyssey, Audio

My reading of Argentina v Ivory Coast from Buenos Aires from live in the field.



2006: A World Cup Odyssey – Ecuador v Poland2006: A World Cup Odyssey – Ecuador v Poland

9 Jun 2006 | Published in 2006: A World Cup Odyssey, Audio

My reading of Ecuador v Poland from Quito from live in the field.



& Other Difficulties& Other Difficulties

14 Mar 2006 | Published in Audio, Fringe Shows

The complete audio from my show at the Adelaide Fringe festival in 2006: ‘& Other Difficulties’
About 1 hour.



Golden Gavel 2006Golden Gavel 2006

1 Mar 2006 | Published in Audio, Golden Gavel



ABC Radio – Puppetry of the PenisABC Radio – Puppetry of the Penis

17 Mar 2005 | Published in Audio, Media, Puppetry of the Penis

My interview with ABC Radio in Port Pirie (just after I had moved into town).



What Makes a Man Bare All?What Makes a Man Bare All?

12 Mar 2004 | Published in Audio, Fringe Shows

The complete audio from my show at the Adelaide Fringe festival in 2004: ‘What Makes a Man Bare All?’
About 1.5 hours.



The Gay Man’s HandbookThe Gay Man’s Handbook

23 Jun 2003 | Published in Audio, News

This is the audio of a comedy documentary short film that was a finalist in the Feast Festival short film competition in 2003.



Triple J – World Cup InterviewTriple J – World Cup Interview

1 Jun 2002 | Published in Audio, FIFA World Cup, Media

An interview broadcast on Triple J during 2002: A World Cup Odyssey.




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Gonzo Journalism – Turkey Business
Gonzo Journalism – Turkey Business

Last Christmas, I was poisoned by my mother-in-law. It was nothing personal. She poisoned her heavily pregnant daughter as well.
“Urgh!” announced my better half from the bathroom. “That’s the first spew of my pregnancy.”
“I blame the turkey,” I said pushing past for a turn at the bowl.
“But you didn’t even eat the turkey.”
“Exactly,” I said with a splatter. “That’s how bad it was.”
But I had no idea how bad it was until, this silly season, I went to see some turkeys.
“There must be quite a build up of stock for Christmas,” I said to my animal liberationist guide, Emma, as [...]

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Satire – Golden Gavel 2010
Satire – Golden Gavel 2010

My speech in the NSW Young Lawyer’s Golden Gavel public speaking competition in 2010.
Competitors are assigned a topic at random less than 24 hours before the event. My topic was ‘Barristers – without solicitors they’re really just fluff and stuffing’. 500+ lawyers watch the event.
This was the last year I am ‘young’ enough to compete so I went for broke and tried to put on a real show. I also took the opportunity to made fun of: the President of Young Lawyers, the President of the Lawyer Society and the Honourable Justice Bergin Chief Judge in Equity of [...]

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Guerilla Law – complaints about police
Guerilla Law – complaints about police

I set up my ‘free legal advice’ stall in Glebe. Two young men sat down and said they were sick of being hassled by the police. I told them that the best thing to do would be to avoid the police in question. I also told them how to make a complaint about the police.
I recorded the conversation and it was broadcast on 2SER’s law show ‘Radio Atticus’. You can listen below:

See Radio Atticus at 2SER for the full show.

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Satire – engineers beat lawyers
Satire – engineers beat lawyers

As the team of lawyers were quick to point out, 11 of the 27 prime ministers of this country have practised law. So how did a team of engineers convince an audience that they, rather than lawyers, would make better politicians, when even Gillard and Abbott both have law degrees?
Try this argument from the engineers’ second speaker, Andrew Pratley: “Australia had only one choice at the election, and that was to elect a lawyer. And what did we do? We rejected them both.”
The inaugural debate between Young Engineers Australia Sydney Division and the Law Society of NSW Young Lawyers was [...]

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Satire – What Makes a Man Bare All?
Satire – What Makes a Man Bare All?

Anthony’s 2004 Adelaide Fringe debut takes us on a journey that bares all. With musical support from Gary and Rob (and constant interruptions by Michael Hicks), the show features such unusual explorations as:
• why spotted ties send the wrong message
• the rejection letter poem
• the army, cocaine, grenades and me
• why thinking about work can actually increase arousal
• losing your virginity; beware the dark blue ring
• hard up at the puppetry of the penis auditions
• the brighter side of breaking your penis
• a long weekend sleeping out with the homeless
If there is a place in hell for you [...]